Family and Aging Humor
Enjoy some giggles today! š
GREAT TRUTHS THAT CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
~ No matter how hard you try, you canāt baptize cats.
~ When your Mom is mad at your Dad, donāt let her brush your hair.
~ If your sister hits you, donāt hit her back. They always catch the second
person.
~ Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
~ You canāt trust dogs to watch your food.
~ Donāt sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
~ Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
~ You canāt hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
~ Donāt wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
~ The best place to be when youāre sad is Grandpaās lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
~ Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
~ Wrinkles donāt hurt.
~ Families are like fudgeā¦mostly sweet, with aā¦
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